Tuesday, January 3, 2006

A little insite into my VERY Warped mind

Look at the opening line to an email I got...

BURN THE FAT, FEED THE MUSCLE (BFFM)
PRIVATE CLIENT LIST NEWSLETTER :: JAN 2006

You're looking at that and think.. Ooooo Kaaaay?

Well _I_ look at that and I read

BURN THE CAT, FEED THE MUSCLE

I think I need more sleep

8 comments:

  1. You could argue though, that roasted or grilled Cat flesh, would be protein rich, and therefore could build muscle, but it would be very, very wrong.

    However I once went on a website, and claimed that possibly the best way to build muscle was cannibalism, because you would be eating pure muscle.

    I also said it might be possible by 2010, you would see a Mr Olympia finalist from Borneo, because of the afformentioned reasons.

    That whole argumement got some very strange responses, hence why I have never said again publicly ;-) ;-).

    Matt

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  2. Ok - I read that as "shoplifting" as well. And probably would have reacted the same as you. HUH?

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  3. Oh yeah, and I was walking past a shop once, that had a big sign in the window saying "Shopfitting in progress", as they were altering the layout.

    I thought it said "Shoplifting in progress". I thought that's extremely daring of criminals to advertise their behaviour so brazenly.

    Though I bet if that ever happened most people would thihk it was some TV prank, and do nothing until about an hour after the thieves had gotten away ha ha.

    Matt

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  4. No, I've always been this way.

    But maybe that's why I've dated a few Brits. We seem to 'get on' as they say.

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  5. lol! my posts keep showing up before yours! looks like I'm reading your mind!

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  6. You probably would have. I am beginning to think we are spookily more similar that at first seems.

    Then again, you couble be slowly becoming more British ;-).

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